성+인물: 일본 편 4

Risqué Business: Japan 4

[KOR-ENG DUAL SUB]

JAPAN'S LEADING BRAND OF MASTURBATION PRODUCTS
‪"텐가"‬
‪- 지금 이 큰 건물 안에‬ ‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬	We're here to visit a company with amazing brand power
‪[동엽] 엄청난 브랜드 파워를‬ ‪지니고 있는 회사를‬	located in this impressive building.
‪우리가 방문하기로 했어요‬	located in this impressive building.
‪[시경] 여기가‬ ‪아자부주반이라는 곳인데‬	We're in Azabujuban.
‪- 여기가 약간 부촌이에요‬ ‪- [동엽의 탄성]‬	It's a wealthy neighborhood.
‪일본 안에서‬ ‪좀 잘사는 사람들의 동네?‬	This is where the rich people live.
‪저기 사이로 도쿄 타워도 보이고‬	You can see Tokyo Tower from here as well.
‪[시경] 그니까‬ ‪요기에 건물이 있다는 건‬	The fact that their HQ is located in this neighborhood
‪대단히 성공한 회사…‬	The fact that their HQ is located in this neighborhood
‪- [비장한 효과음]‬ ‪- 요기에 본사가 있다는 건‬	means they're running a successful business.
‪[동엽] 예‬	means they're running a successful business.
‪[시경] 자위…‬	So masturbation…
‪자위, 형‬	Do you…
‪[함께 웃는다]‬
‪- [매혹적인 음악]‬ ‪- 결혼한 사람들도‬	-Do married people… -What?
‪- 어?‬ ‪- [시경] 결혼한 사람들도 가끔‬	-Do married people… -What? Do married people sometimes,
‪자기가 꽂힐 때 약간‬	when they feel like it…
‪[동엽] 나는 뭐…‬	I mean…
‪[시경] 마지막이‬ ‪언제인 거 같아요?‬	When was the last time?
‪[동엽] 진짜 오래전인 거 같은데‬	It's been ages.
‪한 거의 한 17, 18년?‬	-Like 17 or 18 years ago. -Seriously?
‪[시경] 진짜?‬	-Like 17 or 18 years ago. -Seriously?
‪[동엽] 총량의 법칙이라는 게‬ ‪있는 거 같아‬	I think there's a ceiling to masturbation.
‪나는 고1 때‬ ‪그냥 내 평생 쓸 걸 다‬	I reached mine in tenth grade.
‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬ ‪- [시경] 아‬	I reached mine in tenth grade.
‪[동엽] 고1 때까지‬ ‪다 써 버린 거 같아서‬	By tenth grade, I mean.
‪- [시경] 17년 전?‬ ‪- [동엽의 웃음]‬	Seventeen years ago?
‪나는‬	For me, it's more like 17 hours ago.
‪- 한 열일곱 시간 된 거 같은데‬ ‪- [동엽의 웃음]‬	For me, it's more like 17 hours ago.
‪- [매혹적인 효과음]‬ ‪- 아유, 아유, 말하면서도 싫다‬	Why did I even say that?
‪- [활기찬 음악]‬ ‪- [동엽] 어허‬
‪[동엽이 웃으며] 야‬ ‪여기를 방문하게 되네‬	I never thought I'd be coming here.
‪- [시경] 오, 좋다‬ ‪- [동엽의 탄성]‬
‪[일본어로]‬	-Hello. -Hi, welcome.
‪[시경이 일본어로 인사한다]‬	-Hello. -Hi, welcome. -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
‪저는 텐가의 국내 마케팅부 부장‬ ‪니시노 후미라고 합니다‬	FUMI NISHINO MANAGER OF DOMESTIC MARKETING DIVISION WASEDA UNIVERSITY GRADUATE
‪잘 부탁드립니다‬	-Thank you for coming. -Thanks for having us.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 아, 예‬	-Thank you for coming. -Thanks for having us.
‪[일본어로]‬	Our company is called TENGA.
‪[익살스러운 효과음]‬	126 MILLION…?
‪- [동엽의 놀란 탄성]‬ ‪- [니시노의 웃음]‬	126 MILLION…?
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 이게‬ ‪다 뭔지 설명 좀 해 주세요‬	Could she explain what these are?
‪[일본어로]‬	Could you tell us about the different products?
‪[니시노]‬	from the STANDARD CUP SERIES.
‪[니시노]‬	and a million of them are sold annually.
‪- [시경] 100만 개요?‬ ‪- [니시노] 네‬	-One million? -Yes.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 일회용입니까?‬	Are they disposable?
‪[일본어로]‬	Yes, they are.
‪[시경이 일본어로 말한다]‬
‪- [니시노의 웃음]‬ ‪- [흥미로운 효과음]‬	It's neither expensive nor cheap. -Neither cheap nor expensive. -Yes.
‪[니시노, 동엽의 웃음]‬	-It's a reasonable price. -It's somewhere in between.
‪[니시노의 웃음]‬	-It's a reasonable price. -It's somewhere in between. Let me tell you how it's used.
‪[니시노의 웃음]‬	-It's a prop for demonstrations. -I see, for demonstrations.
‪[매혹적인 음악]‬
‪- [시경]‬ ‪- [니시노, 동엽의 웃음]‬	It's very upright.
‪[시경]‬	It does feel a bit different.
‪[니시노의 웃음]‬	It does feel a bit different.
‪[익살스러운 효과음]‬	Would you like to touch it?
‪- [시경, 니시노의 웃음]‬ ‪- [탄성]‬
‪- [질척거리는 소리]‬ ‪- [매혹적인 음악]‬	I bet this is good for your skin.
‪[시경, 니시노의 놀란 소리]‬
‪[시경, 니시노의 놀란 소리]‬
‪[시경이 한국어로] 어, 진짜‬ ‪되게 미끌미끌해, 으‬	It's really slippery.
‪[일본어로]‬	-So what you do is… -Just like that?
‪[동엽의 탄성]‬	This is how you use it.
‪[시경이 일본어로 호응한다]‬	Can you see the difference?
‪- [탄성]‬ ‪- [시경이 일본어로 호응한다]‬	It creates a vacuum suction.
‪[시경의 탄성]‬	It creates a vacuum suction.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 잠깐만 한번…‬	Could we… -Could we give it a try? -Sure.
‪[일본어로]‬	-Could we give it a try? -Sure.
‪[익살스러운 효과음]‬
‪- [니시노, 동엽의 탄성]‬ ‪- [제작진들의 웃음]‬
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 느낌이 달라요‬	It feels different.
‪아이, 한번, 한번, 한번‬	Come on, give it a go.
‪- 아이, 한번, 한번, 한번‬ ‪- [니시노의 웃음]‬	Come on, give it a go.
‪[시경] 이제 마이크는‬ ‪못 잡게 되는 게 아닌가‬	I'm worried that I'll never be able to go back to being a singer.
‪아아, 어?‬
‪아, 근데 이게…‬	This is…
‪- [익살스러운 효과음]‬ ‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬
‪아니, 해 봐야 되니까‬	I'm doing it for the show.
‪- [동엽의 탄성]‬ ‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬	I'm doing it for the show.
‪[익살스러운 효과음]‬
‪- [동엽] 그러면…‬ ‪- 아, 오케이‬
‪[니시노] 오케이, 오케이‬
‪그럼 이렇게 해서‬	Are there cases where students who don't have a lot of money…
‪돈이 없는‬ ‪어린 학생들한테는 그거를‬	Are there cases where students who don't have a lot of money…
‪[일본어로]‬	Do students who don't have a lot of money…
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 자기가 쓰고‬	Do they use the products themselves…
‪[일본어로]‬	Do they use the products themselves…
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 그다음에‬ ‪또 친구한테 그냥 선물을‬	and then give them to their friends as gifts?
‪- [익살스러운 음악]‬ ‪- 해 주는 경우도 있어요?‬	and then give them to their friends as gifts? Do they use the products and then give them to their friends as gifts?
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [니시노의 웃음]‬	Do they use the products and then give them to their friends as gifts?
‪[탄성]‬	but some people do wash and reuse them.
‪[한국어로] 이거는‬ ‪이건 너무 작지 않나?‬	Isn't this a bit too small?
‪청소년?‬ ‪아, 근데 청소년도 말이 안 되는데‬	Is it for teenagers? It may even be too small for them.
‪[일본어로]‬	Is it for teenagers? It may even be too small for them. If you open it up…
‪[동엽의 탄성]‬	you'll find a soft material shaped like an egg.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 아, 요거‬	So this is it?
‪[시경, 니시노가 일본어로 말한다]‬
‪[동엽] 어허‬
‪- [의아한 탄성]‬ ‪- [익살스러운 효과음]‬
‪[일본어로]‬	You can stretch it out like this.
‪- [의미심장한 효과음]‬ ‪- [탄성]‬
‪- [매혹적인 음악]‬ ‪- [니시노의 웃음]‬
‪[탄성]‬
‪[시경의 탄성]‬
‪- [익살스러운 효과음]‬ ‪- [시경의 탄성]‬
‪- [한국어로] 요 안쪽이, 아‬ ‪- [니시노의 웃음]‬	The inside is…
‪- [매혹적인 음악]‬ ‪- [일본어로]‬	It matches the design on the packaging.
‪[시경, 니시노가 일본어로 말한다]‬	It matches the design on the packaging. -I see. -Yes.
‪[한국어로] 갑오징어 느낌이 좀…‬	It kind of looks like cuttlefish.
‪[사람들의 웃음]‬	It kind of looks like cuttlefish.
‪[일본어로]‬	So if you move it…
‪[시경이 한국어로] 이걸‬ ‪왜 이렇게 내가 집중하고 있지?‬	Why am I being so enthusiastic?
‪- [매혹적인 효과음]‬ ‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬	Hold on.
‪[일본어로]‬	This is a vibrator for couples.
‪[사람들의 웃음]‬
‪[동엽의 웃음]‬
‪[시경이 한국어로] 이거‬ ‪이렇게 하면서 조용히 이렇게 넣어‬	I'm just going to pocket this.
‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬ ‪- [익살스러운 효과음]‬	I'm just going to pocket this. This item is called TENGA MEN'S LOUPE.
‪[일본어로]‬	This item is called TENGA MEN'S LOUPE. It's a kit for observing your sperm.
‪- [의미심장한 효과음]‬ ‪- [놀란 탄성]‬
‪- [한국어로] 잠깐만요‬ ‪- [시경] 어‬	Wait a second. Let's see…
‪[동엽] 그러면‬	Wait a second. Let's see…
‪- 좀 받아…‬ ‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬	Would you mind…
‪아니, 봐야 될 거… 아니, 저기‬	Or maybe one of the younger cameramen?
‪저기, 우리 젊은 카메라 감독‬	Or maybe one of the younger cameramen?
‪- [시경] 형, 17년 만에 한번‬ ‪- [동엽의 웃음]‬	It's been 17 years. You try it.
‪너무 신기해, 이게 말이 돼?‬	This is fascinating.
‪[일본어로]‬	It looks something like this.
‪- [탄성]‬ ‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬
‪[시경의 놀란 탄성]‬
‪[시경의 탄성]‬	It's one of our employees'.
‪[탄성]‬	This was made for men's fertility.
‪[탄성]‬	When a man has a low sperm count or low sperm motility,
‪[동엽의 탄성]‬	so this kit can be used to easily observe your own sperm at home.
‪- [시경의 탄성]‬ ‪- [동엽이 한국어로] 그렇지‬	-That makes sense. -Okay.
‪[일본어로]‬	-That makes sense. -Okay.
‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬ ‪- [매혹적인 효과음]‬	Thank you.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 아니‬ ‪근데 여기 텐가에서‬	How long has she worked at TENGA?
‪일하신 지가 얼마나…‬	How long has she worked at TENGA? How long have you worked here?
‪[일본어로]‬	How long have you worked here?
‪[시경이 한국어로] 7년 차‬	I've been working here for seven years.
‪[동엽] 그러면‬ ‪처음에 여기 취직했다 그럴 때‬	What did your friends say
‪뭐, 친구들이 막 뭐…‬	when you first started working here?
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [동엽이 말한다]‬	Were your friends fascinated when you told them you work at TENGA?
‪[경쾌한 음악]‬	I always thought that people would be more comfortable about sexual pleasure
‪[키보드 조작음]‬	I came to TENGA in hopes of communicating with the younger generation.
‪[니시노의 웃음]‬
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 오피스에서‬	Could we talk to some of the other employees in the office?
‪이제 또 다른 분들 좀‬ ‪만날 수 있는지 한번…‬	Could we talk to some of the other employees in the office?
‪[일본어로]‬	Of course. I'll show you around the office. -Thank you. -You're welcome.
‪[시경, 니시노]‬	-Thank you. -You're welcome.
‪[시경의 놀란 숨소리]‬	This place is huge.
‪[시경이 한국어로] 이야‬ ‪진짜 크다‬	This place is huge.
‪- [시경의 감탄]‬ ‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬
‪[시경] 그렇지‬ ‪이게 얼마나 큰 회사야‬	It sure is a large company.
‪[동엽] 그렇지‬	Absolutely.
‪[시경] 아, 직원 몇 명인지‬ ‪물어봐야겠다‬	We should ask how many employees they have.
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [동엽이 말한다]‬	-Excuse me. -Ask him if we can interview him. -Are you available for an interview? -Yes.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 예‬ ‪지금 뭐, 어떤 일 하시는 건지‬	Could you ask him what he does?
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬	I'm Endo, the manager of the Research and Development Department, which oversees aspects such as design, planning, and research
‪[한국어로] 이 디자인 영감은‬ ‪어디서 받는지‬	Where does he get the inspiration for the designs?
‪[일본어로]‬	Where do you get the inspiration for the designs?
‪[시경이 웃으며 호응한다]‬	we modeled it after a squeaky hammer.
‪[한국어로] 뿅망치‬ ‪우리도 있잖아, 빡!‬	You know those squeaky hammers, right?
‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬ ‪- [엔도가 일본어로] 뿅망치‬	Squeaky hammer.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 아, 뿅망치‬	-Squeaky hammer. -Yes, squeaky hammer.
‪[시경] 어, '피코피코한마'라는‬	-Squeaky hammer. -Yes, squeaky hammer.
‪[동엽] 참참참‬	Cham, cham, cham.
‪[시경의 놀란 소리]‬
‪- 어, 어‬ ‪- [동엽이 웃으며] 그런 용도로‬	We could use it like that.
‪텐가에서 일하게 된 계기‬	How did he start working here at TENGA?
‪[일본어로]‬	How did you start working at TENGA?
‪[동엽의 웃음]‬	Are there any employee benefits like discounts or free products?
‪[엔도가 일본어로 호응한다]‬	Anything they want?
‪- [동엽의 탄성]‬ ‪- [엔도의 웃음]‬
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 자위 용품을‬ ‪만드는 회사에 왔으니깐‬	Since we're at a company that makes masturbation products,
‪여쭤보는 건데‬	Since we're at a company that makes masturbation products,
‪혹시 미국이나 유럽 쪽을‬ ‪겨냥한 제품들은‬	are products targeted toward American or European markets larger than those made for Asian markets?
‪아시아 제품보다 좀 사이즈가 큰지‬	larger than those made for Asian markets?
‪[시경이 일본어로 통역한다]‬	larger than those made for Asian markets?
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [시경이 한국어로 통역한다]‬	There is a difference according to race.
‪[시경, 동엽의 호응]‬	larger products don't necessarily sell better in the US or Europe.
‪[탄성]‬	but that's mostly because of AVs.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 이 성기 길이를‬	How do you measure the size of a penis?
‪이게 어디서부터 어디까지‬ ‪성기 길이인지‬	Where does it start and end?
‪[일본어로]‬	According to the WHO standard method of measurement…
‪- [의미심장한 효과음]‬ ‪- [동엽의 웃음]‬	Does the WHO measure penises too?
‪- [엔도]‬ ‪- [한국어로] 아, WHO에서‬	-They do. -At the WHO?
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [시경이 한국어로 통역한다]‬	You start right above your penis… I'll use this ruler.
‪[시경이 한국어로] 여기‬ ‪자가 있었어‬	I'll use this ruler. He'll use the ruler.
‪- [웃음]‬ ‪- [일본어로]‬	Press down and measure the length to the end.
‪[시경이 한국어로] 끝까지‬	Press down and measure the length to the end.
‪- [동엽] 나 예전에 중학생 때‬ ‪- [시경] 꽂아 가지고‬	When I was in middle school,
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬	When I was in middle school, I used the exact same method. I pressed it down really hard so that it measured longer
‪[동엽이 말한다]‬	I pressed it down really hard so that it measured longer and started bleeding.
‪[탄성]‬	It sounds like you went too far.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 새로운 제품‬ ‪나올 때‬	When new products come out,
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [동엽이 말한다]‬	When new products come out, do you test them out yourself?
‪[시경의 탄성]‬	We test the new products by recruiting volunteers.
‪[의미심장한 효과음]‬	"Sommelier"?
‪[동엽이 한국어로] '소믈리에'?‬	-What do you mean by that? -"Sommelier"? He senses the slightest differences,
‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬ ‪- [일본어로]‬	He senses the slightest differences,
‪[시경의 탄성]‬	whether it be the material or hardness.
‪- [시경이 한국어로] 소믈리에‬ ‪- [동엽] 자믈리에, 자믈리에‬	-"Sommelier." -He's a Mast-melier.
‪[시경] 아, 자믈리에는 아니지‬	Come on.
‪[동엽이 웃으며] 자믈리에, 자위‬	"Mast-melier." Like "masturbation."
‪- [동엽] 어, 어‬ ‪- 어‬	-Right. -Yes.
‪[일본어로]‬	-Excuse me, hello. -Hello, nice to meet you.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 지금‬ ‪말씀 들어 보니깐‬	We were told that you're the famous Sommelier.
‪아주 대단한 소믈리에라고‬	We were told that you're the famous Sommelier.
‪- [테즈카의 웃음]‬ ‪- [시경이 일본어로 통역한다]‬	We were told that you're the famous Sommelier. THE GREAT SOMMELIER
‪[동엽] 어, 뭐‬ ‪어떤 일을 하시는지‬	What kind of work do you do?
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [경쾌한 음악]‬	Primarily, I'm an executive at TENGA.
‪[동엽의 놀란 숨소리]‬
‪[한국어로] 그럼‬ ‪열 개, 스무 개 제품을‬	So in order to test out that many products,
‪테스트하려면‬	So in order to test out that many products,
‪어, 중간에‬ ‪사정을 하면 안 되겠네요?‬	he can't ejaculate while he's at it, right?
‪[난처한 소리]‬
‪[흥미로운 음악]‬	For the tests, you don't go all the way, do you?
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬	For the tests, you don't go all the way, do you? You can't ejaculate in order to try out a number of different products.
‪[시경의 탄성]‬	And to make a precise comparison to figure out which one's good or bad,
‪[시경의 탄성]‬	I definitely can't finish.
‪- [비장한 효과음]‬ ‪- [시경의 웃음]‬	That's something I can control.
‪- [탄성]‬ ‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬	So once I'm done testing and evaluating--
‪[일본어로 호응한다]‬	-I do. -I see.
‪[사람들의 웃음]‬	If I don't, it'd be difficult for me to work with a new mindset the next day.
‪[웃음]‬
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 스무 개를‬ ‪테스트해야 되는데‬	Let's say you have 20 prototypes to test out.
‪[일본어로]‬	Let's say you have 20 prototypes to test out.
‪[한국어로] 테스트할 게‬ ‪아직 남았는데도‬	Has he ever ejaculated midway with a few more prototypes remaining?
‪중간에 어쩔 수 없이‬ ‪끝나 버린 적…‬	Has he ever ejaculated midway with a few more prototypes remaining? Have you ever ejaculated midway with a few more left to test
‪[일본어로]‬	Have you ever ejaculated midway with a few more left to test because you couldn't help yourself?
‪- [비장한 효과음]‬ ‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬	but since I'm the Sommelier, I don't make such mistakes.
‪[익살스러운 음악]‬
‪- [동엽의 탄성]‬ ‪- [시경]‬	The pride of the Sommelier.
‪[탄성]‬	but I also think about why it feels good
‪[제작진들의 웃음]‬	But it can be difficult to do so.
‪- [익살스러운 효과음]‬ ‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬	-It must be exhausting. -It is. I don't know what I'm doing sometimes,
‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬ ‪- [시경이 일본어로 말한다]‬	I don't know what I'm doing sometimes,
‪[흥미로운 음악]‬	This is what a request looks like.
‪[시경이 일본어로 중얼거린다]‬
‪[시경이 한국어로] 아, '타당한'‬ ‪'타당한', 잘 만들어졌대‬	It says "duly completed."
‪[일본어로]‬	It says "duly completed." Each product has a specific concept.
‪[시경이 한국어로] 아‬ ‪'잘 만들어졌다'‬	It means that the quality of the product was faithful to its concept.
‪[동엽] 테스트에 참여하면‬ ‪따로 추가 수당 같은 거를 받는지‬	Does he get paid extra for conducting the tests?
‪[일본어로]‬	I believed I would, so I've been waiting. After having tested about 6,000 prototypes over 12 years…
‪[의미심장한 효과음]‬
‪- [웃음]‬ ‪- [익살스러운 음악]‬	Not even a single yen?
‪[호응하는 소리]‬	that's yet to be shared with the rest of the world.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 음‬ ‪어, 소믈리에‬	That's amazing. -Sommelier. -It's an honor to meet you.
‪[일본어로]‬	No, the honor's all mine.
‪[테즈카]‬	-Yes. -We'd like to meet him.
‪[웃음]‬
‪[시경이 한국어로] 대박이다‬	How amazing.
‪- [동엽의 탄성]‬ ‪- 6천 번 했는데, 보고서‬	After 6,000 reports, they've never paid him.
‪- 1원도 안 줬대‬ ‪- [동엽의 웃음]‬	After 6,000 reports, they've never paid him.
‪- 여기다‬ ‪- [동엽] 응‬	This is it.
‪[흥미로운 음악]‬
‪[일본어로]‬	Excuse us. -Hello. -Hi.
‪[저마다 일본어로 인사한다]‬	-Hello. -Hi. -Pleased to meet you. -Likewise.
‪[마츠모토가 한국어로] 한국인‬ ‪여러분, 안녕하세요‬	Hello, everyone in Korea.
‪텐가 대표 마츠모토 코이치입니다‬	I'm Koichi Matsumoto, the president of TENGA.
‪- [시경, 동엽의 탄성]‬ ‪- [박수 소리]‬
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [마츠모토] 감사합니다‬	That was perfect. Excellent pronunciation.
‪[시경의 놀란 숨소리]‬
‪[흥미로운 음악]‬
‪[동엽의 탄성]‬
‪[동엽의 웃음]‬	It's massive.
‪[흥미로운 음악]‬	Is it for parties? This is for Dong-youp.
‪- [시경이 일본어로 통역한다]‬ ‪- [동엽의 탄성]‬
‪[흥미로운 음악]‬	We don't use it like this, do you?
‪[시경] 죄송해요‬
‪- [익살스러운 효과음]‬ ‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬	No.
‪[동엽, 시경의 탄성]‬	you'll find your gifts there.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 감사합니다‬	Thank you.
‪[일본어로]‬	Thank you.
‪[시경이 일본어로 감사 인사 한다]‬	Thank you. We were just talking to the Sommelier,
‪[웃음]‬	and he told us that he's tested over 6,000 products
‪[웃음]‬	and he told us that he's tested over 6,000 products
‪[일본어로 호응한다]‬	but has never been paid for doing so.
‪[동엽의 웃음]‬	He was complaining about that. Actually, he was a bit sad about it.
‪[의아한 소리]‬	He's happy he could do it 6,000 times.
‪[동엽의 웃음]‬
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 아, 근데‬ ‪이거 테스트하는 거 자체가‬	I guess getting to test products
‪- 보너스일 수도 있어요‬ ‪- [시경] 계속‬	I guess getting to test products -could be his bonus. -Continuously, at that.
‪[일본어로]‬	That's right.
‪[사람들의 웃음]‬
‪[동엽의 감탄]‬
‪[탄성]‬
‪[한국어로] 처음에 자위 용품을‬ ‪만들어야겠다는 생각을‬	How did he think of making masturbation products?
‪어떻게 하셨는지‬	How did he think of making masturbation products?
‪[일본어로]‬	How did you start making masturbation products of all things?
‪[시경의 탄성]‬	On the packaging were photos of naked women,
‪[시경, 동엽의 탄성]‬	and that the products should be treated as such.
‪[호응하는 소리]‬	So I wanted to make an everyday object
‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬ ‪- [시경의 탄성]‬	that I'm going to make a whole new genre. I worked for three years
‪[카메라 셔터 효과음]‬	I began researching and producing products myself with that money.
‪[카메라 셔터 효과음]‬	I began researching and producing products myself with that money.
‪[카메라 셔터 효과음]‬	It took me three years to complete five products.
‪[카메라 셔터 효과음]‬	It took me three years to complete five products.
‪[시경이 일본어로 호응한다]‬
‪[놀란 숨소리]‬
‪[마츠모토가 웃으며 대답한다]‬	That's 200 times more.
‪[시경]‬	-the product was released. -After the release?
‪[시경의 탄성]‬	I first saw TENGA in a magazine.
‪- [매혹적인 효과음]‬ ‪- [웃음]‬
‪[사토] 성을 누구나‬ ‪당당하게 즐길 수 있는 것으로‬	THE FUTURE OF MASTURBATION HAS FINALLY ARRIVED
‪바꿔 나가겠다고 적혀 있었죠‬	THE FUTURE OF MASTURBATION HAS FINALLY ARRIVED
‪[흥미로운 음악]‬	Before we came in,
‪- [의미심장한 효과음]‬ ‪- [놀란 탄성]‬	and he said 17 years ago.
‪[웃음]‬
‪[사토의 웃음]‬
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 카메라가‬ ‪있어서 그렇게 얘기한 거예요‬	I said that because of the cameras. He was lying because of the cameras.
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬	He was lying because of the cameras.
‪[익살스러운 음악]‬
‪[시경이 한국어로] 귀 빨개졌다‬ ‪귀 빨개졌다‬	Your ears turned red. You shouldn't lie on camera.
‪방송에서 거짓말하면 어떡해‬	You shouldn't lie on camera.
‪저는 6학년?‬	It must have been… Sixth grade.
‪[시경이 일본어로] 6학년이면‬ ‪13살?‬	Sixth grade. Sixth grade.
‪- [동엽이 한국어로] 사장님은…‬ ‪- [일본어로]‬	When was it again? I think I was 12.
‪[익살스러운 효과음]‬
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 그럼 사토 씨는‬	What about Sato?
‪[일본어로]‬	I enjoyed it from a young age.
‪- [의미심장한 효과음]‬ ‪- [동엽의 놀란 탄성]‬
‪- [의미심장한 효과음]‬ ‪- [놀란 탄성]‬
‪- [동엽이 한국어로] 에이, 농담?‬ ‪- [사토의 웃음]‬	-He's kidding, right? -No, I'm serious.
‪[일본어로]‬	-He's kidding, right? -No, I'm serious.
‪[익살스러운 효과음]‬
‪- [한국어로] 다섯 살 때요?‬ ‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬	When you were five?
‪[일본어로]‬	Is that even possible?
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 어, 그럼‬ ‪거의 자위 쪽의 영재‬	Then he must be a prodigy of masturbation.
‪[일본어로]‬	Actually,
‪- [땡 울리는 효과음]‬ ‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬
‪[한국어로] 어?‬
‪[일본어로]‬	Wait, what was that? What are you the winner of? Masturbate-a-thon. "Masturbation" plus "marathon."
‪[시경, 사토가 일본어로 말한다]‬	-Masturbate-a-thon. -Masturbate-a-thon.
‪- [동엽의 웃음]‬ ‪- [시경] '마스타베타손'‬	Masturbate-a-thon.
‪[한국어로] 자위라톤‬	Masturbation marathon.
‪- [탄성]‬ ‪- [시경] 마라톤, 자위 마라톤‬	-A marathon of masturbation. -Right.
‪- [흥미로운 음악]‬ ‪- 어, 자위 마라톤‬	-A marathon of masturbation. -Right.
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [사토의 호응]‬	So you have to last the longest? Is it an actual contest?
‪[시경]‬	-Yes. -Where is it held? -In San Francisco. -Where is it held?
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 어디서요?‬ ‪어디?‬	-In San Francisco. -Where is it held? In San Francisco.
‪[시경] 샌프란시스코에 있대‬ ‪세계 자위 대회가‬	In San Francisco. In San Francisco? Seriously?
‪- [시경의 놀란 탄성]‬ ‪- 아, 진짜로요?‬	Seriously? He called me from the airport before leaving Japan.
‪[익살스러운 효과음]‬	He called me from the airport before leaving Japan.
‪[일본어로]‬	He called me from the airport before leaving Japan.
‪[사람들의 웃음]‬	A few hours after he landed, he called to tell me he won.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 거기의‬ ‪우승은 뭐‬	What do you have to do to win?
‪기준이 뭐예요? 우승이…‬	What do you have to do to win?
‪[일본어로]‬	What do you have to do to win? How do you win the contest?
‪[한국어로] 아, 지구력?‬	So you need endurance.
‪[동엽] 그러면 계속‬ ‪서 있기만 하면 돼요? 아니면…‬	So does it only have to stay erect, or…
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [동엽이 말한다]‬	So does it only have to stay erect, or… Does it only have to stay erect or do you have to keep masturbating?
‪[시경이 호응한다]‬	You can use your own hand.
‪[시경이 일본어로 호응한다]‬	and enjoying yourself with an erection.
‪- [동엽의 웃음]‬ ‪- [매혹적인 효과음]‬	I enjoyed a collection of masturbation products
‪[시경, 동엽의 탄성]‬	I enjoyed a collection of masturbation products
‪[탄성]‬	and kept giving myself different types of stimulation.
‪[동엽의 웃음]‬	How many participants were there?
‪- [의미심장한 효과음]‬ ‪- [시경의 놀란 숨소리]‬	There were about 100 people.
‪[흥미로운 음악]‬	-A hundred people… -Yes, they were all masturbating.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 다 같이‬ ‪일렬로 서서?‬	Were they all standing in a line?
‪[일본어로]‬	Not in a line. We sat in a circle in a hall, and the judges walked around.
‪[의미심장한 효과음]‬	At my first contest, it was 9 hours and 33 minutes.
‪[놀란 탄성]‬	At my second, 9 hours and 58 minutes.
‪- [의미심장한 효과음]‬ ‪- [동엽의 웃음]‬
‪[익살스러운 음악]‬
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 그럼 중간에‬ ‪사정을 하거나‬	If you ejaculate
‪중간에 뭔가 죽거나‬ ‪그러면 탈락이에요?‬	or lose your erection, do you get disqualified?
‪[시경이 일본어로 통역한다]‬	do you get disqualified?
‪[일본어로]‬	You're allowed to ejaculate.
‪- [시경]‬ ‪- [동엽의 탄성]‬	EJACULATION IS ALLOWED
‪[시경의 탄성]‬	And then I masturbated for four to five more hours.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 반 정도‬ ‪서 있는 거는…‬	What if you only have half an erection?
‪- [시경이 일본어로]‬ ‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬	Would it be okay if you only had half an erection?
‪[한국어로] 아, 그럼 반은‬	So it's okay if you're only semi-hard.
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [시경의 탄성]‬	The rules are not that strict.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 나중에 사실‬ ‪아홉 시간 넘게 그러면‬	If you keep masturbating for over nine hours,
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [동엽이 말한다]‬	If you keep masturbating for over nine hours, don't you get abrasions or scars on your penis?
‪[마츠모토]‬	-It becomes matte. -It loses its gloss.
‪[시경의 탄성]‬	-It becomes matte. -It loses its gloss.
‪[고풍스러운 효과음]‬	It turns into a color you've never seen before.
‪[사토]‬	-It's a fun event. -That's right. It's a charity event.
‪[한국어로] 그럼 거기‬ ‪대회 출전해서 뭐 남는 게…‬	So what do you gain from competing?
‪[일본어로]‬	What do you gain from participating?
‪[시경이 한국어로] 명예‬	Honor. It might actually be a dishonor.
‪[일본어로]‬	It might actually be a dishonor.
‪[시경이 한국어로] 불명예인지‬ ‪잘 모르겠다고‬	He's not sure whether it's an honor or a dishonor.
‪[사람들의 웃음]‬
‪[일본어로]‬	Did you get a trophy for winning?
‪[시경이 한국어로] 트로피가‬ ‪손이야‬	A hand-shaped trophy.
‪- [경쾌한 음악]‬ ‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬
‪[마츠모토가 일본어로 말한다]‬
‪[일본어로]‬	This isn't a contest for weird perverts.
‪[마츠모토가 일본어로 대답한다]‬	It shares the philosophy of TENGA.
‪[흥미로운 음악]‬	He said you can take a small piece
‪[시경이 일본어로 호응한다]‬	from the end of this elastic material
‪- [익살스러운 효과음]‬ ‪- [동엽의 웃음]‬
‪[익살스러운 효과음]‬	it can be stretched out.
‪[시경, 동엽의 탄성]‬
‪- [시경, 동엽의 탄성]‬ ‪- [활기찬 음악]‬
‪[동엽의 웃음]‬
‪[시경] 와, 대단하네요‬	That's amazing.
‪[시경이 일본어로 호응한다]‬	I see.
‪[한국어로] 이거는‬	This is…
‪앞으로도 계속‬	an industry that's inevitably going to keep growing.
‪- [일본어로]‬ ‪- [동엽이 말한다]‬	an industry that's inevitably going to keep growing. It's just going to keep growing.
‪[동엽이 한국어로] 남자들이‬ ‪고추가 달려 있는 한…‬	It's just going to keep growing. As long as men have penises,
‪- [사람들의 웃음]‬ ‪- 이건 계속 성장할 거…‬	it's going to keep growing.
‪[일본어로]‬	it's going to keep growing. It will continue to grow as long as men have genitals.
‪- [웃음]‬ ‪- [경쾌한 음악]‬	It will continue to grow as long as men have genitals.
‪[시경이 한국어로] 야, 어떻게 또‬	We received such big gifts.
‪이렇게 큰 걸‬ ‪또 받아 가지고, 이걸‬	We received such big gifts.
‪아유, 다 나눠 줘야겠네, 사람들‬	I should give some away.
‪[동엽의 웃음]‬
‪이걸 노리고 예전부터‬ ‪그 노래를 불렀던 거예요?‬	Did you see this coming when you sang that song?
‪어떤 노래요?‬	Which song?
‪[동엽] ♪ 좋을 텐가 ♪‬	It would TENGA
‪- [제작진들의 웃음]‬ ‪- ♪ 먹을 텐가 ♪‬	Food to TENGA
‪먹을 텐가, 좋을 텐가, 어?‬	You did, didn't you?
‪- [한숨 쉬며] 진짜‬ ‪- [동엽] ♪ 좋을 텐가 ♪‬	-Unbelievable. -It would TENGA
‪[시경] ♪ 텐가를 꼭 잡고 ♪‬	If I held my TENGA tightly